i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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