I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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