doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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