my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
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making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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