Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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