New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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