it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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