Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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