I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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