We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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