who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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