that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
So gin and wine won't be happening again
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships