Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?