i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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