I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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