he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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