he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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