"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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