They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
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I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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