whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
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I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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