New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
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You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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