Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
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So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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