I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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