but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
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Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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