Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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