thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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