Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i think my mom watched the whole time
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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