Nicole vs. Life
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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