i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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