so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
The feeling are messing with the penis
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball