S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today