Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???