i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.