are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
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