I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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