Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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