Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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