he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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