Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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