bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
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I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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