If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Quick, to the slutcave!
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?