Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?