You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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