They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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