VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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