accomplished twins. life is a go
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
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