They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize