Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.