yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.