btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
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Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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