He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
birth control should be required to get into college
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so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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