Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
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I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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