So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?