So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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