Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
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I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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