Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
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I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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